Anonymous asked: You should post a selfie
I would, but I like to maintain the illusion that I’m a cute blogger.
You’re fucking adorable, you giant meatball.
What? No I’m not.
Shut up. Yes you are.
I am not
OK. OK. Who is going to know better; me, your best friend or you? Clearly, I win this round.
I think you’re on crack
Shut up. I’m a goddamn expert.
rEALLY. If I had a decent picture of us, I would post it, I swear.
Alas, you are being too perfect and taking amazing pictures of me and somehow making me take good pictures. Few people are that talented, my friend.
I don’t imagine it’s that hard to take a good picture of you, Miss PerfectHair.
This isn’t about me. This is about you.
Okay, yes. Me and the fact that I just looked through my phone and dear god it’s impossible for me to take a good selfie jfc
Your profile picture on facebook is perfect, you maroon.
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